- Customer: Are you a mother?
- Me: Uh. .actually, I'm no-
- Customer: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
- Me: ...Thanks.
I am a master at finding someone I like IRL on Facebook. Then I see their profile and I change my mind.
I started my classroom observations for my single subject credential at a middle school today. I got called “Miss” by a kid. That is all.
- Me: Because I'm busy all the time! haha
- Dude: Your job is way better even if you don't get paid. Do you even have time to poo? haha jk.
- Me: Hahaha I don't poo, I'm a girl. Duh.